Funny Rude Chocolate Penis Gift Box - Personalised Chocolate Willy Treats | Anniversary Gift, Birthday for Her, Valentine's Day

What's better than d**k or chocolate? A box of chocolate d***ks! The ideal gift for saying I love you, or a naughty chocolate treat to enjoy on your anniversary, or even on your own (we wouldn't blame you.)

Twelve chocolate penises made from Belgian chocolate. How many can you fit in your mouth?

Our rude chocolate gifts can be enjoyed by adults as a birthday gift for him, or as an unusual gift for her. They're the perfect boyfriend and girlfriend gift, and we can deliver them anywhere!

Get your willy personalised! You can add a personal message and name to the back of the box, these are completely customisable for your romantic, or cheeky message!

♥ Anniversary Gift ♥

Celebrate your special day with a gift that’s just as memorable as the moments you’ve shared! Our cheeky chocolate box makes the ultimate anniversary gift for couples who love to laugh and enjoy sweet treats. Whether it’s your first year together or your fiftieth, these handmade Belgian chocolate delights are sure to spark joy and a few giggles along the way.

♥ Chocolate Gifts ♥

Looking for a chocolate gift with a twist? Our unique chocolate penises are a fun and tasty way to surprise someone special. Perfect for those who prefer their sweet treats with a side of humor, these handmade chocolates are an unforgettable addition to any celebration or just because moment.

♥ Valentine's Chocolate ♥

Nothing says “I love you” on Valentine’s Day like a gift that’s as bold and indulgent as your love. This naughty box of Belgian chocolate penises is perfect for couples who like to keep the romance playful. With a mix of milk, dark, and white chocolates, this valentine's chocolate is guaranteed to melt hearts—and taste buds.

♥ Personalised Chocolate ♥

Make your gift truly special with a personal touch! Our personalised chocolate boxes let you add a custom message to the packaging, making it perfect for romantic notes, cheeky jokes, or heartfelt declarations. Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries, or Valentine’s Day, this customisable option ensures your gift is as unique as your relationship.

Each box contains a mix of milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate willys, and there are 12 to enjoy per box. We've been told they are moreish, too! Hand made by our chocolatiers in Somerset, UK!

Because nothing says I love you like a box of d***s.

♥ Customised Gift ♥

Customise me! Remember to add your name to the customisation box to receive a custom-printed box of chocolate willys.

It's really important to follow the steps of the special instructions in the last image and add all the necessary information in the customisation box.

IMPORTANT: We can't cancel, change or refund any orders that contain errors once they're printed. Tip: Check (and check again!) your spelling.

♥ Handmade Gift - Made in the UK♥

Our tins are a handmade gift, made by us - including genuine seeds sourced from trusted UK nurseries. To ensure the best results, plant the seeds as soon as possible. Multiple seeds and grow pots are provided for a higher success rate.

♥ Dispatch and Delivery ♥

Our standard delivery option is excellent value and is fully trackable using Royal Mail's 2nd Class Tracked service. This service usually delivers within two days, but that's an estimate (not a guarantee!)

Need it quicker? Choose an express delivery option at checkout if you need your delivery quicker.

Our delivery service timescales are estimates only and can change at busy times or periods of bad weather.

♥ We Welcome International Orders ♥

We're welcoming orders from our international customers; detailed delivery information is available at checkout.

Our delivery services don't include the cost of any taxes or import duties in your local country. Orders are sent from the UK using Royal Mail, which will pass your item to your local postal service for delivery.

♥ Ask a Question ♥

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